About

Heya, I'm TinyArsonist! I'm a really cool person who's making a website. Uhh I like dogs? There will be more here I swear.

Now, I'm a very welcoming person. However, I ask that you do not interact if you:

• Are a fish
• Are related to a fish
• Have spent any time as a fish
• Are my cousin Joe (I know you took my Pokemon cards Joe. Give me back my Vaporeon Joe.)
• Are from the fae world (stop asking for my name, Elowen, I'm not giving it to you!)
• Are an American Founding Father
• Speak Martian
• Have Mercury for blood. Traces are ok. Last time someone with mercury blood used my code, everything got translated to French. I am currently working on a fix for this, but for now, if you have silver veins, (the color, not the element. If you have liquid silver in your veins, you're fine.) please go back.
• Have a name that starts with =
• Have a skeleton made entirely of cheese
• Are one of the gnomes that live in my house and steal the batteries from my tv remote
• Are the number 83746
• Have ever beaten me in a hula hoop contest (you know who you are)
• Regularly consume the souls of cats
• Know the last digit of pi
• Are the last digit of pi
• Were born on May 3, 1843

And that's it! Anyway, if you aren't on that list, feel free to enjoy the website!